May 2013
imawanchor:
dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
grunkfield:
im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
megaman2:
megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
brandisbigbootybitches:
im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play
zaynsmalik:
911
yes hello
justin bieber
stupidstagram:
remember how fun the twitter fight was until the wanted dude hashtagged narnia and itgetsbetter and everything kind of just stopped for a second, we all took a collective gasp, the world stopped spinning on its axis, and harry tweeted about a tip jar
ieatgokudera:
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
dnlhern:
i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
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yeezytaughtme:
love yourself like kanye loves himself
believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
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jebiwonkenobi:
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
do i even need to say something
big-booty-itches:
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
kevinprices:
WHY HASN’T GLEE BEEN CANCELLED YET
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Chandler: “Welcome to Charlie’s tumblr, where everyone loves One Direction…or else!”
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Anonymous asked: so you haven't been reblogging much one direction lately.
morgrana:
you see in england it’s not about winning
it’s about not coming last
highschooljewsical:
graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he does not give a SHIT he’s just taking the piss out of everyone i feel it really represents the uk
knittedlampshade:
thinking about shitty awful bigoted things you said in the past
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
harryedward:
“who could scroll past this”
me
saminmytemple:
siriuslykreacher:
rosesollux:
Okay yes having good grades doesn’t necessarily mean you’re smart but can we please not demean people who do get good grades because it is incredibly difficult and stressful for a lot of people and saying they “aren’t really smart” is really insulting to those who actually try really hard.
thank you..
thank you so much
pizzaforpresident:
brook:
mumkhar:
ray william johnson is getting his own sitcom
i’m open for a suicide pact hmu y’all
i literally just threw up in my mouth and it might be because i have the flu but i’m pretty sure it’s because of this
orlandobloomers:
aliceinthetempleofpearlgarden:
davegrohlgetinmybed:
theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar
a girl playing guitar
a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock
soudas:
can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
i shit you not
you feel me
no but get this
i’m just sayin
let me explain you a thing
and yeah
balloonney:
teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them
and think the video is broken when it stops to load
“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”
“work in pairs”
treeyonce:
resume: sometimes i can draw straight lines without a ruler
